Advise from Strangers

My buddies wife started a blog so I being the nice guy read it. I noticed a lady from commented by giving advise.  Why do people do this?  If I do not know you for one I do not want your advise and second if I do not know you it is because I do not want to.  People in the store give suggestions on a crying baby, I can't even buy a car part without some dick telling me, "You might want to go with the carbon fiber laced liquid filled lava cooled brake lights." If I want help I will ask.  Thats what I do.  I do not ask for directions, I pee standing up, and I ask for help only if when I need it. Leave me alone. I think the reason strangers give me advise is because they think I am stupid. The only other logical reason is because they are assholes. I have been in 8 different countries. I spent enough time in each to know this, Americans are the only people that try to help when help is not needed or wanted.  See a theme here. We stick our nose in our neighbors business and we send troops into places they are not wanted.  When there is a disaster in Asia we send supplies and food. Why? Because they asked for help.  Asian people do not dislike us. Hell they loan us money. Thats what buddies do. You don't loan a stranger money and you sure as shit shouldn't tell them what to do. When we as a country give unwanted advise it turns out pretty bad.  We have been trying to give advise for years to so many different countries I honestly do not know where one issue starts and the other end.  Unwanted advise leads to confusion. Confusion leads to sadness. Sadness leads to suffering. Suffering leads to the dark side of the force. If a 2 foot tall fictional character loved my millions of nerds and children can put it so simply why can't Ivy League educated men understand this. Leave each other alone, ask for help if you need it and play nice.  Thats what I teach my kids. Hopefully they learn from our mistakes. Like I said in my first blog my grammer is horrible my logic is not sound and I am probably the only person that will understand my meaning

Why I joined this mess

So my buddy Doug writes a book.  I want to be able to follow his updates, book signing, stuff like that.  I keep going through the motions to leave comments for him and I keep getting forced to a sign up page. I hate getting spam.  In the 15 years or so that I have had an e-mail account I have managed to avoid it by using a junk e-mail account and just giving out my real address to my friends.  So out of friendship I started this blog just so I could bust his chops. I think this will end up flaming out after a few months but we will see.  I think I will end up with a ton of penis enlargement spams and other amazing offers. I hope to be able to blow off steam from work but I will more than likely just write about random things I think about during the course of any given day.  When I am driving my wife always asks me what I am thinking about.  If I tell her she laughs at me because I think about the strangest things. My train of thought, if you have not been able to tell jumps all over the place.  My grammer is horrible and I do not care.  Nor do I care if I offend you. It is one of my better qualities. Since I work in the Public Sector I do have to try to be careful but I know I won't be.