Why I joined this mess

So my buddy Doug writes a book.  I want to be able to follow his updates, book signing, stuff like that.  I keep going through the motions to leave comments for him and I keep getting forced to a sign up page. I hate getting spam.  In the 15 years or so that I have had an e-mail account I have managed to avoid it by using a junk e-mail account and just giving out my real address to my friends.  So out of friendship I started this blog just so I could bust his chops. I think this will end up flaming out after a few months but we will see.  I think I will end up with a ton of penis enlargement spams and other amazing offers. I hope to be able to blow off steam from work but I will more than likely just write about random things I think about during the course of any given day.  When I am driving my wife always asks me what I am thinking about.  If I tell her she laughs at me because I think about the strangest things. My train of thought, if you have not been able to tell jumps all over the place.  My grammer is horrible and I do not care.  Nor do I care if I offend you. It is one of my better qualities. Since I work in the Public Sector I do have to try to be careful but I know I won't be.